So I got a temporary job delivering things around the neighbourhood. Think of it as a paper route for Chuck Norris.
I have 2,000 of them to deliver, and I carry them around in a gym bag. I can fit about 30 of them in there.
The rest are stacked outside my front door to about 6 foot and I have my car trunk full with them, and my back two seats can no longer carry passengers.
I was told I had 3 weeks to do them all. Sounds pretty hard, right? Well the bastards changed their minds and now I only have 6 days to deliver them all. That's 333.33 a day.
I'm slightly disabled anyway and my GP told me I shouldn't be carrying heavy things or doing repetitive things that hurt, but I have to them anyway. I'm getting paid hardly anything for this, including the amount of wasted petrol it's costing.
Sucks to be me sometimes.