Saturday 25 September 2010

I am in lots of pain.

So I got a temporary job delivering things around the neighbourhood. Think of it as a paper route for Chuck Norris.
I have 2,000 of them to deliver, and I carry them around in a gym bag. I can fit about 30 of them in there.
The rest are stacked outside my front door to about 6 foot and I have my car trunk full with them, and my back two seats can no longer carry passengers.
I was told I had 3 weeks to do them all. Sounds pretty hard, right? Well the bastards changed their minds and now I only have 6 days to deliver them all. That's 333.33 a day.
I'm slightly disabled anyway and my GP told me I shouldn't be carrying heavy things or doing repetitive things that hurt, but I have to them anyway. I'm getting paid hardly anything for this, including the amount of wasted petrol it's costing.
Sucks to be me sometimes.

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15 comments:

  1. Been there, suffered through that

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  3. Ack, I feel for you, good that you got it though. All the deliverers around here are retirees who drive up on my lawn. Do not want.

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  4. thats funny. those delivery guys work too hard for such shit pay i always laugh at them when i see them on the streets running around

    brool story nonetheless

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  5. Yep routes suck ass. my buddies and i were all on the same one and our boss kept adding more and more and more and we didn't have a day in the week off so we quit

    hang in there though until u find a better job

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  6. Gonna have to agree with you on the shittyness, you'll pull through though.

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  7. paper rounds are shit, i got only 20p from this one bitch woman every week

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  8. She's gorgeous! Hope it works out!

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